Thursday, 20 March 2008

Hedging Your Bets

Driving home from work this afternoon and passing through Menstrie, I spotted a guy standing at a bus stop trying to hitch a lift.

A hitchhiker. Standing at a bus stop. Trying to hitch a lift.

I'm not sure whether I think this is an ingenious way to cover your bases (maybe he'd also phoned a taxi), or whether its damned cheek, but I'm edging toward the latter.

He's at a bus stop, so the message I get from that is that he'll happily get a bus if no one stops to give him a lift. Not only that, it tells me he's happy to pay for a lift on a regular scheduled service, but would still prefer to howk it for nothing if the opportunity presented itself.

Opportunist or tink. You decide.


2 comments:

Andrew said...

I will do. Just as soon as you let me know what a tink is...

Liam Murray said...

Has to be 'tink' Ser...

The placement at the bus stop is nothing but an attempt (granted a clever one) to minimise his exposure to disapproving glances from those nearby. When there are no cars he looks like a man waiting for a bus and so draws little attention. Anyone around when a car happens to pass immediately sees his real agenda.

Now the weak point in his strategy of course is whenever a bus approaches. But I'd wager you'd see a sudden interest in the vandalism on the bus shelter or his fingernails should this happen...